Photo 17 Mar 197,787 notes thehamsteroflife:

h-o-r-n-g-r-y:

di-stressing:

it’s a shame the original caption for this is gone bc it was a really nice story. An author decided he wanted his 2000-ish word essay tattooed onto people, but only one word per person, if someone was to die, the story would be gone.It’s kind of amazing to think, imagine being that author and having a story that could never be read, yet it could be anywhere in the world. idk man I just think it’s pretty incredible.

"Shelley Jackson’s Skin project, a 2095-word story published exclusively in tattoos, one word each on as many willing volunteers, so it can never be read in its proper order, but just exists, pulsing, out in the world at all times."

do you realize what this is saying?you are part of a big story.if you were gone, the whole story would have something missing.this is great.

thehamsteroflife:

h-o-r-n-g-r-y:

di-stressing:

it’s a shame the original caption for this is gone bc it was a really nice story. An author decided he wanted his 2000-ish word essay tattooed onto people, but only one word per person, if someone was to die, the story would be gone.

It’s kind of amazing to think, imagine being that author and having a story that could never be read, yet it could be anywhere in the world. idk man I just think it’s pretty incredible.

"Shelley Jackson’s Skin project, a 2095-word story published exclusively in tattoos, one word each on as many willing volunteers, so it can never be read in its proper order, but just exists, pulsing, out in the world at all times."

do you realize what this is saying?
you are part of a big story.
if you were gone, the whole story would have something missing.
this is great.

Photo 17 Mar 162 notes reefmagazine:

20 Benefits to Drinking Green Tea
By Triana
1. Boosts Metabolism
2. Aids In Weight Loss
3. Hydrates Body
4. Clears Up Skin
5. Contains Antioxidants
6. Strengths Immune System
7. Lowers Cholesterol
8. Lowers High Blood Pressure
9. Helps Reduce Inflammation
10. Aids In Proper Digestion
11. Promotes Respiratory Health
12. Contains Anti-Bacterial Properties
13.  Lowers Blood Sugar
14. Fresh Breath
15. Assists In Ridding Of Allergies
16. Keeps Hair Healthy
17. Prevents Skin Cancer
18. Reduces Stress
19. Reduces Depression
20. ZERO CALORIES
I drink green tea everyday and it’s defiantly made me a happier and healthier person.
This is where I buy my favorite loose leaf green tea!
My sources: here, here, and here.

reefmagazine:

20 Benefits to Drinking Green Tea

By Triana

1. Boosts Metabolism

2. Aids In Weight Loss

3. Hydrates Body

4. Clears Up Skin

5. Contains Antioxidants

6. Strengths Immune System

7. Lowers Cholesterol

8. Lowers High Blood Pressure

9. Helps Reduce Inflammation

10. Aids In Proper Digestion

11. Promotes Respiratory Health

12. Contains Anti-Bacterial Properties

13.  Lowers Blood Sugar

14. Fresh Breath

15. Assists In Ridding Of Allergies

16. Keeps Hair Healthy

17. Prevents Skin Cancer

18. Reduces Stress

19. Reduces Depression

20. ZERO CALORIES

I drink green tea everyday and it’s defiantly made me a happier and healthier person.

This is where I buy my favorite loose leaf green tea!

My sources: herehere, and here.

via R E E F.
Video 28 Jun 52 notes

faithhealthlife:

Never workout to eat—fuel your activity level! Your performance and your body will thank you for it. :)


Link 20 Mar 6,705 notes The Believer Logger: I am not your wife, sister or daughter»

believermag:

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One of the most incisive responses to some of the rhetoric we’ve been hearing in the wake of the Steubenville rape verdict is this blog post over at The Belle Jar. It articulates a discomfort many of us have with the sentiment (invoked in many contexts), “Imagine if the victim was your…

Love this blog post. Seriously - read the whole thing

Text 3 Sep weighing in on the last … month (or two)

i’ve been mia. i am SOOO sorry all my tumblr people..

not that i think too many of you look forward to my posts anyway lol. just “in passing”

oh well.

recap:

august 11 i got married :) so i was super busy before then, and then most recently after due to honeymoon, and getting my husband prepared to start law school….tomorrow! hes nervous. 

i’ve been feeling kind of depressed since the wedding though. having not worked out really. and just eating like crap. ….literally ate dessert and ice cream everyday. “eh, were on our honeymoon. we only get to do THIS once”

which is true. 

since then - i have been slowly gaining the motivation to try and work out again. but my husband is concerned about me losing weight - seeing as were trying to… start a family !! yes. were starting right away. and were okay with that

hope you all have been doing well :)

time to kick my ass into gear!!

i’m thinking tabata is the way to go here… seeing as i can do it quick in the morning !!

<3

Text 30 Jul MIA

Sorry I’ve been so mia lately…
Between work, the wedding, and cleanin house…I’ve been busy.

Been doing tabata training though :) and it’s working wonders!!!

Photo 11 Jul 94,765 notes str0ngforlife:

luckyshirt:

Dear guy who just made my burrito:
Have you ever been to earth?
On earth, we use the word “burrito” to describe a tortilla filled with things you eat. Pretty simple stuff, and I’m surprised you at least got that part right. My burrito was, in fact, filled with food. In this, you and I agree and are friends. But this is also where my lifelong hatred begins for you and anyone else whose brain has been repeatedly scrubbed with the same mixture of bleach and Pop Rocks as yours has. Because that should have killed you, but left you around long enough to do what you did to me today. Let me explain:
You’re an idiot.
Let me further explain:
Burritos are eaten from one end to the other. So that means when you assemble a burrito with motherfucking ZONES of ingredients going that direction, you create a disgusting experience for the burrito’s end user. When you make a burrito, you should put the ingredients in layers lengthwise. That way, every bite has AT LEAST A FUCKING CHANCE of getting at least two types of ingredients, and there is little chance of becoming almost hopelessly trapped in a goddamned cilantro cavern.
Have you ever eaten one of the things you make all fucking day? You should try one. They are pretty good WHEN YOU ARE NOT WILLING YOURSELF THROUGH THE FUCKING EMPIRE OF SOUR CREAM TO ONLY TO END UP IN LETTUCE COUNTRY.
When you eat a burrito, you don’t stand it up and bite down on it lengthwise like a fucking Rancor. Humans cannot usually dislocate their jaws, and I’m not a fucking pelican. But you must think that’s how it’s done, since that would be THE ONLY FUCKING WAY to take a bite of your crapstrosity and have it taste like a burrito and not a multi-stage rocket to the planet Fucking Disgustingupiter.
And guess what else, player? You probably can’t guess anything, because I’m pretty sure you’re just a mop with a hat on it that fell over and spilled some shit into a tortilla, but just in case, here’s what:
Humans also don’t eat burritos like fucking corn on the cob. Like a fucking typewriter from one end to the other a little at a time and then DING next line. But today I wish I had tried that. Because at least THEN I would be able to eat some rice, then beans, then be all like HEY BEANS I’LL BE RIGHT BACK JUST GOING OVER HERE TO THE GUACAMOLE FOR A SECOND.
Nope.
My experience was more like HEY BEANS IT’S JUST GOING TO BE YOU AND I FOR A MINUTE UNTIL I CAN FUCKING EXCAVATE THE RICE FROM BENEATH YOU BUT BY THEN YOU WILL BE A FADING MEMORY OH HEY I WAS WRONG I’M IN THE FUCKING CHEESEOSPHERE NOW RICE MUST BE NEXT I HOPE IT’S NOT ANOTHER FUCKING SALSA POCKET.
You built this thing life a fucking pack of LifeSavers.
And don’t even fucking think I’m about to open this shit up and re-engineer this nonsense. I ALREADY PUT A HOLE IN IT WITH MY FUCKING MOUTH. YEAH. THAT’S HOW I DISCOVERED YOU FUCKING SUCK AT LOOKING AT THINGS. I AM NOT GOING TO DO FUCKING TORTILLA ORIGAMI TO GET THIS SHIT BACK TOGETHER.
In conclusion:
You’re the worst thing that has ever happened to the universe, you owe everyone everywhere an apology for this burritobomination, and I hope your babies look like monkeys.


OMG LOOOL


Pretty much made my night. Omg.

str0ngforlife:

luckyshirt:

Dear guy who just made my burrito:

Have you ever been to earth?

On earth, we use the word “burrito” to describe a tortilla filled with things you eat. Pretty simple stuff, and I’m surprised you at least got that part right. My burrito was, in fact, filled with food. In this, you and I agree and are friends. But this is also where my lifelong hatred begins for you and anyone else whose brain has been repeatedly scrubbed with the same mixture of bleach and Pop Rocks as yours has. Because that should have killed you, but left you around long enough to do what you did to me today. Let me explain:

You’re an idiot.

Let me further explain:

Burritos are eaten from one end to the other. So that means when you assemble a burrito with motherfucking ZONES of ingredients going that direction, you create a disgusting experience for the burrito’s end user. When you make a burrito, you should put the ingredients in layers lengthwise. That way, every bite has AT LEAST A FUCKING CHANCE of getting at least two types of ingredients, and there is little chance of becoming almost hopelessly trapped in a goddamned cilantro cavern.

Have you ever eaten one of the things you make all fucking day? You should try one. They are pretty good WHEN YOU ARE NOT WILLING YOURSELF THROUGH THE FUCKING EMPIRE OF SOUR CREAM TO ONLY TO END UP IN LETTUCE COUNTRY.

When you eat a burrito, you don’t stand it up and bite down on it lengthwise like a fucking Rancor. Humans cannot usually dislocate their jaws, and I’m not a fucking pelican. But you must think that’s how it’s done, since that would be THE ONLY FUCKING WAY to take a bite of your crapstrosity and have it taste like a burrito and not a multi-stage rocket to the planet Fucking Disgustingupiter.

And guess what else, player? You probably can’t guess anything, because I’m pretty sure you’re just a mop with a hat on it that fell over and spilled some shit into a tortilla, but just in case, here’s what:

Humans also don’t eat burritos like fucking corn on the cob. Like a fucking typewriter from one end to the other a little at a time and then DING next line. But today I wish I had tried that. Because at least THEN I would be able to eat some rice, then beans, then be all like HEY BEANS I’LL BE RIGHT BACK JUST GOING OVER HERE TO THE GUACAMOLE FOR A SECOND.

Nope.

My experience was more like HEY BEANS IT’S JUST GOING TO BE YOU AND I FOR A MINUTE UNTIL I CAN FUCKING EXCAVATE THE RICE FROM BENEATH YOU BUT BY THEN YOU WILL BE A FADING MEMORY OH HEY I WAS WRONG I’M IN THE FUCKING CHEESEOSPHERE NOW RICE MUST BE NEXT I HOPE IT’S NOT ANOTHER FUCKING SALSA POCKET.

You built this thing life a fucking pack of LifeSavers.

And don’t even fucking think I’m about to open this shit up and re-engineer this nonsense. I ALREADY PUT A HOLE IN IT WITH MY FUCKING MOUTH. YEAH. THAT’S HOW I DISCOVERED YOU FUCKING SUCK AT LOOKING AT THINGS. I AM NOT GOING TO DO FUCKING TORTILLA ORIGAMI TO GET THIS SHIT BACK TOGETHER.

In conclusion:

You’re the worst thing that has ever happened to the universe, you owe everyone everywhere an apology for this burritobomination, and I hope your babies look like monkeys.

OMG LOOOL

Pretty much made my night. Omg.

Photo 2 Jul 8 notes Morning sprints!!! 

Let&#8217;s go Jamie Eason phase 3!!

&#8230;actually kind of enjoying wakin up to these :)

Morning sprints!!!

Let’s go Jamie Eason phase 3!!

…actually kind of enjoying wakin up to these :)

Photo 26 Jun 264 notes I&#8217;m still workin on pushing THROUGH the burn!!

I’m still workin on pushing THROUGH the burn!!

(Source: live--love--fitness)

Text 25 Jun Q n A

Question for everyone out there in
Tumblrville….

I’ve been doing Jamie Eason livefit 12 week trainer. Tomorrow is my last day of phase 2. Itll be my “rest” day.

Before I started this program I was eating around 1200-1300 cals a day.
And in phase 2 she has us counting cals and dear god, it was hard at first to eat as many as she wants us to - but somehow now I’m managing.
But I feel like I’m GAINING weight/fat instead of losing it.

No, I haven’t weighed myself in a couple months. But last I checked I was somewhere around 127.

Any ideas on why this is happening??
(also, on my phone and no idea how to make a “allow answers” thing. Please go to my page to respond)


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